But under no other circumstances was there any justification for this mess. Sean, meanwhile, described the look as “Lady Gaga and Gwen Stefani at Burning Man on acid.” Maybe if the challenge had been “random pastiche of found objects,” I would’ve understood Jerell’s striped bikini top with embroidered shoulder armor, hip-expanding African woven waistline, and tie-dyed hippie skirt. Jerell: “It’s one of the most tasteless things I’ve ever seen in my life,” marveled Austin. But while Sean was right that neither designer nor model looked comfortable with that course-corrected, obscenely short, peach-colored romper, at least it could’ve sorta passed as a bathing suit from certain angles. Michael: Had Michael sent his original doily-shouldered pink-satin nightgown down the runway, I might’ve understood him finishing behind Jerell this week. I mean, if there’s no enforcement of the Project Runway bylaws, why not just let every designer buy fabric and make a pretty outfit every week? But the judges did the right thing in au’fing him for ignoring the challenge parameters. Did Anthony’s garment even belong in the Bottom 3? Not from the look of it. Yet as the episode wore on, it was clear he couldn’t find a way to turn his muse’s polyester floral frock into something runway-worthy. “Why aren’t you as modern and chic as you were in my head?” he agonized, before eventually taking the fabric he bought at Mood and creating what he alarmingly called a “onesie palazzo-pant jumper” the aforementioned inspiration garment, meanwhile, was reduced down to a barely noticable purse. (Loved his retort to Isaac Mizrahi that one should “never refer to a woman’s stomach as big.”)Īnthony: “I know how to meet the requirements of a challenge,” Anthony hissed at Jerell in the workroom. Speaking of painful things, let’s jump right into a quick assessment of three contestants on the chopping block, plus other pertinent judging details like the awesomeness of this week’s guest judge, NHL star and one-time Vogue intern Sean Avery. Back in the workroom, Jerell boasted he’d purchased no additional fabric from Mood, because doing so was the equivalent of “setting a baby in a bear trap.” (I’ll bet his model would’ve preferred a bear trap to the garment he eventually forced her to wear, no?) Kara flirted amusimgly with a guy in a polo shirt that was either pomegranate, fuchsia, or delicious, and Anthony got a hunky guy to remove his denim shorts - just because. Mondo scored a cute dress and a coat for a mere $60 from a woman who I’m betting watched Season 8 of Project Runway and objected to the hateful results. Heartstopper Episode 4 Recap: The Lowdown On That Explosive BreakupĪnthony huffed that he’d taken “so many daggers” in the competition for having a personality - apparently I missed each and every one of said daggers being thrown - and mysteriously, the action moved from Central Park to Union Square (approximately 45 city blocks away) without any explanation.
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